If you sit around with your family at the holidays and quote Christmas Vacation lines then this Ugly Cousin Eddie Sweater is perfect. Featuring his tenement on wheels and one of the best catch phrases to come out of a holiday movie, this Ugly Cousin Eddie Sweater is available in a variety of colors and sizes. Perfect for holiday parties, office meetings, funerals and saying grace at dinner. Grace? She passed away 30 years ago.
Get in on those Ugly Christmas Sweater parties with this Ugly Hanukkah Sweater that’s adorned with dreidels, menorahs and the Star of David. Show your pride over those 8 days of festivities and show your funny side without offending grandma. This 100% polyester Ugly Hanukkah Sweater is imported, machine washable and is actually more of a shirt than a sweater. That just means you won’t be sweating at those office or family holiday parties like your gentile friends in those stuffy Ugly Christmas Sweaters.
The Ugly Hanukkah Sweater comes in sizes Medium, Large, X-Large and XX-Large.
Like a bad tattoo, this Ugly Christmas Sweater has everything on it in random order to show off all of your holiday interests. From a snowman to Santa, a gingerbread man to a reindeer, this Ugly Christmas Sweater has zero direction in it’s styling and looks like a five year old designed it. Perfect for your next Ugly Christmas Sweater party, this gem of a garment will have you in contention to take the prize. Maybe you can sew that on to this thing, too.
Balloons. What’s the use? On the one hand they’re synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d’oeuvres or taped to the mailbox to symbolize there’s a “party over here!”
On the other they’re a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colorful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night’s alcohol-drenched debris.
Unless you’re a 3 year old, balloons do not make a party – they’re the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.
The Death Star Mood Light is the only way to soundly fall asleep while tormented by thoughts of Rebel scum destroying your favorite fully operational battle station of all time. You lost some good people on that Death Star, and now with the Death Star Mood Light you can rest your weary head on your pillow and fall asleep knowing your fellow Stormtroopers are in a better place.
If you or someone you know is a fan of the iconic science fiction movie franchise Star Wars then this night light shaped like the Death Star may be the perfect gift for them. This fantastic Death Star Mood Light measures 18cm in diameter making it perfect for a bedside table or as a mood light in a home office. The globe is powered by USB and comes with a 1m USB cable included. The Death Star print on the globe is tactile so you can feel every bump and crevice for an authentic feel. To turn this light on and off lightly press the globe itself. The Death Star Mood Light rests on a transparent stand so it really looks like it is floating in the night. This would make the perfect present for a fan of the Star Wars series and would also make a great night light for any child who loves the Star Wars universe. Please note this product is suitable for ages 8+. The LED lights in the lamp are non-replaceable.
Lay this Reserved Beach Towel down on some sand or a beach chair and keep your prime piece of real estate for the entire day. Just like a rock star, you’ll never have to scrounge for a new place to lay out in the sun after you mark your territory with this full sized Reserved Beach Towel. Perfect for the beach, pool, bath house or even your own shower, the Reserved Beach Towel is sure to get you the respect your parents made you think you deserve.
Cruise the streets of LEGO town (AKA Gotham) in your very own LEGO Batman Tumbler as you chase down hardened criminals such as King Tut, Egghead, The Bookworm and Zelda the Great. These may not be the best known baddies from the Batman Universe, but they still exist, so you can’t ignore them. This 1,869 piece LEGO Batman Tumbler comes with an armored exterior, adjustable top wings, detailed interior and huge rubber-tread racing tires just to name a few features.
Features an armored exterior, adjustable top wings, detailed interior and huge rubber-tread racing tires
Batman and The Joker minifigures are new and exclusive to this set!
Model includes new LEGO front wheels
Includes a fact sheet about the Tumbler vehicle used in The Dark Knight Trilogy movies featuring Batman
Tumbler measures over 5″ (15cm) high, 15″ (40cm) long and 9″ (24cm) wide
The unicorn isn’t the only magical part of this Unicorn Parts Flask. Once you add some of grandpa’s medicine to the inside of it, you’ll feel the magic, too, as you go about your work day good and tuned up. The front of the Unicorn Parts Flask diagrams all of the most important Unicorn parts, from Hopes, Love and Giggles to Kisses, Gummy Bears and Kittens. Inside of the Unicorn Parts Flask is where you can store 8 oz. of your favorite magical potion to get you through the day.
High quality stainless steel construction.
Attached screw down cap.
Measurements; 3.75″ x 5.75″
Holds 8 oz. of fluid (yummie!)
Ships in a handy gift box. Image is protected by several layers of protective lamination. Not Dishwasher safe.
Finally you can add panda to your menu with this Panda Bread Cutter. This Japanese import takes the risk out of eating endangered species and turns your bread into a delicious Panda shaped treat! The Panda Bread Cutter transforms PB&J, toast or any other sandwich into a delightful animal shape that even a vegan would smile at.
The set includes: 1 bread cutter , 3 stamps
Size: bread cutter /4*5*1 inch , stamp /3*2*0.5 inch
Weight: bread cutter / 1.2 oz stamp / 0.35 oz
Material: bread cutter / stamp polypropylene / ABS resin
The Batmobile is one hot car, especially when it sits all day in the sun. Luckily for Batman, that rarely happens (since he works mostly at night). But sometimes, day work is inevitable. For those days, Batman pulls out his Batman Sunshade – because not everything has to be cutting-edge technology. Bats knows that sometimes the old standards are the best, and that’s why he prefers this sunshade.
The Batman Sunshade features a big Batman logo on the front with lots of smaller logos hiding in the background. It proclaims your geekdom to anyone who sees the front of your vehicle, plus it provides easy installation and removal of your geek theming. And it blocks out the UV rays, which means you get back into a car that’s cooler in two senses of the word than it would have been without this sunshade. Oh, if you park in Gotham and deploy your Batman Logo Windshield Sunshade, criminals will leave your car alone.
Batman Logo Windshield Sunshade
Officially-licensed DC merchandise
Features Batman Logo (with lots of little Batman Logos muted in the background)
Blocks out UV rays
Collapsible shade pops in and out of place easily
Fits most cars, trucks, and SUVs
Loop on top makes for easy retrieval and faster installation
Has two elastic bands that keep it folded when not in use
Reverse is plain silver
Materials: Thick, shiny bubble stuff
Dimensions: 58″ wide x 27.5″ tall